Remember the SNL bit…Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy? Just to remind you…
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at
the word itself. Basically, it's
made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do
these words mean? It's a mystery, and
that's why, so is mankind.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re
drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
I believe in making the world safe for our children – but
not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having
sex.
Deep
Thoughts-By Jack Handy
Ok, that’s fairly random, and just for fun…but I do have a
point here.
THINKING DIFFERENTLY…yeah…that’s my point.
If I am having a problem, and I have plenty…I try to attend
to it by thinking differently. Many
times, this requires the help of someone to do the thinking (assessment) for me. When I was struggling with mold allergies, I
was completely stuck in trying to think outside my own box and figure out what
was going on. Only when I asked someone
else to look at the situation (with a unique way of thinking and processing the
situation), was I able to break the pattern.
I will never stop asking for help outside myself, but I have
made some discoveries that sure make my life easier.
For instance…my shoulder has been bothering me all day…a
really sharp pain when I bring it out to the side. It was “grabbing” and “pinching” when I was
driving if I brought my left arm up to rest on the window, or if I reached up
to the top of the steering wheel. I brag
about my low tolerance of pain…so it may have been a 2 for the tough guys…but
it was a 7 for me (rating pain 0-10). It
had my attention.
A common thought process would be a rotator cuff problem…or
I slept on my arm funny (I hear this explanation all the time and still don’t
know what the heck it means!)…or bursitis…tendonitis…maybe even a pinched
nerve.
A common action would be to take a –itis pill…-itises are
inflammation, so advil or aspirin. (I
wonder who taught us that association!?)
If it lasts a week or month (depending on your pain tolerance), call the
orthopedist, because it is a joint problem, or maybe a sports doctor, or a
chiropractor. If the joint specialists
can’t fix your joint problem… “well, I am 40 something…I guess this is how 40
feels. I’ll just drive with my right
hand.”
But I think differently…and one of those different thoughts
is that symptoms are messages. From
eastern medicine associations, I know that shoulder pain is often immune
stress. And I know that association
well, because I had an autoimmune disease at age 1, allergies most of my
life…and curiously, my shoulders always hurt.
And I DO differently…so when all the kids were in bed, I sat
down and checked in.
One of the major…and I mean biggest…stressors of the immune
system is adrenaline. Most people think
of infections, allergens, even toxins…but fix adrenaline (if it’s a problem)
and most of your immune problems fade away.
As I checked in…I found a weakness of the infraspinatus
muscle. This is one of the rotator cuff
muscles, and it is also associated with
the thymus gland. When I tested
adrenaline over the thymus reflex point, a strong muscle I was testing
weakened. When I held a supplement
called AdrenalCalm, which is a constant in our “medicine” cabinet, the muscle
strengthened.
Now whether you understand muscle testing or not, here is
the result… I massaged the AdrenalCalm
behind my knees, tapped a point for the adrenals, rubbed the thymus reflex…and
the PAIN WAS GONE. I can fling my arm up
to the side, pain free.
How is that for instant gratification…compared to
Advil…orthopedist…chiropractor…massage therapist…and finally… admitting I’m
old!?
But, I’m not done!!
Are you kidding me…I just had a 7 out of 10 pain message. It said I was stressed out. It said I was suppressing my immune
system. Is a dose of AdrenalCalm and
tapping ENOUGH? Heck no…I have to soothe
that stress response into optimal balance.
With a quick look at my stressors…I had doubled up on caffeine the last
two days. I almost always drink coffee,
but I had a Monster energy drink the last 2 days on top of my coffee.
I’m not recommending Monster energy drinks for health…I do
it for pleasure and understand the consequence.
In fact, I almost always pour the drink over ice, and squirt a shot of
Passion Flower in to “pay off the indulgence.”
Regulation had reported to me that I was still in debt…with the shoulder
pain. Thank you regulation for the
warning…I don’t want to get into the allergy bit again!
So…I may lay off the Monster drinks (I don’t do it too often
more because of the splenda than the caffeine)…and I will definitely stay on
the AdrenalCalm for awhile. (Which you
should have in your medicine cabinet too!)
And keep checking in on the infraspinatus weakness, which is a “sign”
that I missed until the pain directed me to look. I bet if I would have looked closely in the
mirror, my shoulder would have looked slightly drooped and the hand would have
been turned inward…long before the pain began.
I don’t perseverate or agonize over my health (clearly…since
I was busted drinking poisonous energy drinks for a “buzz!”)…I trust that
Regulation will give me a message (like the shoulder pain), and if I know how
to listen…and respond…Regulation won’t have to kick my butt to get my
attention.
Now…Deeper Messages by Dr. Stone…
If your hands get numb and some orthopedist names it Carpal
Tunnel Syndrome, a “bad” condition that needs scalpel discipline, perhaps you
should love your pancreas, because this is an insulin problem. (An extra dose of fish oils and protein every
couple hours is a good start for insulin problems)
If your knee aches, and your orthopedist says a shaving and
cleaning are required, perhaps you should be kind to your adrenals, because
this is a cortisol problem. (AdrenaCalm
works on cortisol and adrenaline)
If your low back “goes out,” consider inflammation or
infection of the colon…especially if you have some bloating. I have a product called Inf-Fighter in our
medicine cabinet that is a good go to for tummy infections.
Also, always consider your lifestyle. Just a quick look at what I was doing
revealed I wasn’t being very care-ful.
Don’t be perfect, but note where you are not “caring for” Regulation. If you are like me, these little (or big)
messages are there to adjust lifestyle as well as respond to the imbalance
created with the lifestyle choices.
These Deeper Messages will save you from feeling old (or
coming to the conclusion that you ARE old)…suffering for great lengths of
time…and wasting tons of cash on docs and therapists who will only consider
your problem based on their specialty. And
I bet the knife doctors will find a “need” for surgery… and the pharmaceutical
doctors will have a med for you…that’s the old, “if you are a hammer,
everything looks like a nail” process.
I…I will simply ask what regulation wants…and provide it (or
recommend it). Sometimes the need is an
adjustment…or muscle work…or nutritional/herbal…and once I did find a need for
surgical repair in one of my patients.
Most often, I find the associations I describe above…plus a little body work
to heal the physical damage of being “out of balance.”
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